Since my old forumer story sucked dick (sorry) Heres a new one and a better one... "forumers go to Hogwarts" yes I know theres a story category but nobody looks there O_O

Once upon a time in a small English town lived Genie an 11 year old orphan whos parents brutally died O_O. Genies aunt Pemcorgi and Uncle ThisIsShort O_o. Pem and shorty did not like Genie so she slept in the bathtub. It was finally Genies 11th birthday but for her birthday she normally gets used dental floss O_o. But Genie had felt that this birthday would be different... at least she hoped. Strange things had been happening to her lately like owls stalking her and a strange creep-o with a beard stalks her too.


If you want more tell me if you don't well I'm sorry you shouldn't have clicked X_x

athena_the_dogess0877 wrote:Once upon a time in a small English town lived Genie an 11 year old orphan whos parents brutally died O_O. Genies aunt Pemcorgi and Uncle ThisIsShort O_o. Pem and shorty did not like Genie so she slept in the bathtub. It was finally Genies 11th birthday but for her birthday she normally gets used dental floss O_o. But Genie had felt that this birthday would be different... at least she hoped. Strange things had been happening to her lately like owls stalking her and a strange creep-o with a beard stalks her too.


If you want more tell me if you don't well I'm sorry you shouldn't have clicked X_x

*O* MOAR.

sure... o_o

Ok o-o

Her uncle shorty woke her up every morning by turning on the bathtub water but on her birthday he made the water extra HOT! Her annoying cousin Goth smirked and spit on her while her Aunty Pem didn't feed her breakfast "Happy Birthday Goth" said Genies Aunt Pem. "Her Birthday was eight months ago -_-" Genie said back. "Well She has been 11 for eight months now and that's special! "It's kind of my Birthday too -_-" Genie muttered under her breath. Her Aunt heard her and didn't reply. After she finished her never-ending list of chores her Uncle ordered her to get the mail. She noticed a strange envelope and read it out loud to herself "Howwarts school of wit-" Her Uncle snatched the envelope right out of her hand and ordered her to go to her room (Or bathtub) XD

athena_the_dogess0877 wrote:Her uncle shorty woke her up every morning by turning on the bathtub water but on her birthday he made the water extra HOT! Her annoying cousin Goth smirked and spit on her while her Aunty Pem didn't feed her breakfast "Happy Birthday Goth" said Genies Aunt Pem. "Her Birthday was eight months ago -_-" Genie said back. "Well She has been 11 for eight months now and that's special! "It's kind of my Birthday too -_-" Genie muttered under her breath. Her Aunt heard her and didn't reply. After she finished her never-ending list of chores her Uncle ordered her to get the mail. She noticed a strange envelope and read it out loud to herself "Howwarts school of wit-" Her Uncle snatched the envelope right out of her hand and ordered her to go to her room (Or bathtub) XD

I LOVE THIS STORY BECAUSE I'M IN IT. O__O MOAR.

athena_the_dogess0877 wrote:Her uncle shorty woke her up every morning by turning on the bathtub water but on her birthday he made the water extra HOT! Her annoying cousin Goth smirked and spit on her while her Aunty Pem didn't feed her breakfast "Happy Birthday Goth" said Genies Aunt Pem. "Her Birthday was eight months ago -_-" Genie said back. "Well She has been 11 for eight months now and that's special! "It's kind of my Birthday too -_-" Genie muttered under her breath. Her Aunt heard her and didn't reply. After she finished her never-ending list of chores her Uncle ordered her to get the mail. She noticed a strange envelope and read it out loud to herself "Howwarts school of wit-" Her Uncle snatched the envelope right out of her hand and ordered her to go to her room (Or bathtub) XD

ur making this like harry potter o_o

o-o more

She thought to herself "what is Hogwarts? And why doesn't Uncle Shorty want me to see it?" She needed to find out but her cousin Goth was standing guard at the bathroom door. Normally she would escape through the window but that was boarded up. About 6 hours later her Uncle had let her out and she asked "Uncle Shorty, what is Hogwarts?" He had said it was just a porno company O_o (Sorry had to add something dirty). But she knew it was something more later on more mail came through and their was not one, not two, not three, but about twenty letters from Hogwarts. Genie knew this was NOT a porno company. Her Uncle saw her trying to read them and threw them in the fire. Genie suspected something was up.

NOTE: If you got nothing nice to say don't fucking say it at all -_-

athena_the_dogess0877 wrote:She thought to herself "what is Hogwarts? And why doesn't Uncle Shorty want me to see it?" She needed to find out but her cousin Goth was standing guard at the bathroom door. Normally she would escape through the window but that was boarded up. About 6 hours later her Uncle had let her out and she asked "Uncle Shorty, what is Hogwarts?" He had said it was just a porno company O_o (Sorry had to add something dirty). But she knew it was something more later on more mail came through and their was not one, not two, not three, but about twenty letters from Hogwarts. Genie knew this was NOT a porno company. Her Uncle saw her trying to read them and threw them in the fire. Genie suspected something was up.

NOTE: If you got nothing nice to say don't fucking say it at all -_-

I HOPE I'M NOT FAT! :'(

MYHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE o_e
IM HARRYY POTTTER O_O
and Goth is Dudley (Lmao O_O)
watermelon is uncle vernon XDDDD
and pem is aunt petunia i think o_O.
and MY BDAY'S IN FEBUARY O__O;;;;;;;;;;