MY FORUMER STORY O_O (BITCHCHKIN RUINS OUR FORUMER VACATION O___O)
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MY FORUMER STORY O_O (BITCHCHKIN RUINS OUR FORUMER VACATION O___O)
(Ima change things up a bit o___o.. i dont get to the war at first but you'll see, and srry if this is bad)
One day a hobo was skipping along the street, with a pig on a leash. Everyone thought he ought to go to prison, since he was disturbing everyone.
The hobo commanded the pig to attack this tall kid one day. It was 4:20 in the afternoon. He had no idea who this kid was, but he commanded the pig to rip the kids leg off. That kid kept sashaying. The pig ran after the boy, who yelped once the pig tore off his foot. He fell to the ground and he was dead. (o___o................) The hobo felt remorse for a second, then realized he had done a good thing, for the girl near the dead boy was laughing. Then the hobo looked at the other two boys, who stood looking at the dead body.
"PRICE ISH NO LONGA OUR COMMANDA >:OOOOOOOO!!" says the boy who carried his own binder in his hands. His face was pink, it looked as though it was tough carrying a binder and that he was going to lay an egg. (O______O)
Then another person walked up.
"Your ticket," said the person.
"Er what??" said the hobo.
"Not for you, idiot," snapped the person carrying the important-looking papers. SHe walked near the girl.
"Your forumer ticket," says the important person.
"To where?" asked the girl. She kicked the corpse aside so she could look at her ticket.
"Ooooooo," she smiles, "IM GOING TO MEET MY FORUMER FRIIENNDDDSSS "
"Indeed..o_o," said the important person and she walked away. The girl (Me of course, O__e)... Genie, immediately walked to the airport, her mother whacking her with a baseball bat as she left. It took nearly days, but Genie had enough time. She was so excited to see all her friends.. she could repeat their names in her head... she had nearly a lot, all of the forumers. She carried her luggage that she had not opened when she went to her cousins house. She put lots of stuff in there.
Lots of food, Harry Potter movies, as being as she is, a gift for each of the forumers (which i shall reveal later o_o), a replica of a HP wand, and another stuff she feels nobody cares about. She ran through the largest airport in the world/USA. (which im sure is true, someone told me the Atlanta airport is the largest o_e)
Once she was on the airplane, she felt nervous a bit. Genie had never been on a airplane before. Then she felt two taps on her shoulder.
"Pst.. hey, Genie! It's us!"
(i got bored so thts why i make this o_o)
One day a hobo was skipping along the street, with a pig on a leash. Everyone thought he ought to go to prison, since he was disturbing everyone.
The hobo commanded the pig to attack this tall kid one day. It was 4:20 in the afternoon. He had no idea who this kid was, but he commanded the pig to rip the kids leg off. That kid kept sashaying. The pig ran after the boy, who yelped once the pig tore off his foot. He fell to the ground and he was dead. (o___o................) The hobo felt remorse for a second, then realized he had done a good thing, for the girl near the dead boy was laughing. Then the hobo looked at the other two boys, who stood looking at the dead body.
"PRICE ISH NO LONGA OUR COMMANDA >:OOOOOOOO!!" says the boy who carried his own binder in his hands. His face was pink, it looked as though it was tough carrying a binder and that he was going to lay an egg. (O______O)
Then another person walked up.
"Your ticket," said the person.
"Er what??" said the hobo.
"Not for you, idiot," snapped the person carrying the important-looking papers. SHe walked near the girl.
"Your forumer ticket," says the important person.
"To where?" asked the girl. She kicked the corpse aside so she could look at her ticket.
"Ooooooo," she smiles, "IM GOING TO MEET MY FORUMER FRIIENNDDDSSS "
"Indeed..o_o," said the important person and she walked away. The girl (Me of course, O__e)... Genie, immediately walked to the airport, her mother whacking her with a baseball bat as she left. It took nearly days, but Genie had enough time. She was so excited to see all her friends.. she could repeat their names in her head... she had nearly a lot, all of the forumers. She carried her luggage that she had not opened when she went to her cousins house. She put lots of stuff in there.
Lots of food, Harry Potter movies, as being as she is, a gift for each of the forumers (which i shall reveal later o_o), a replica of a HP wand, and another stuff she feels nobody cares about. She ran through the largest airport in the world/USA. (which im sure is true, someone told me the Atlanta airport is the largest o_e)
Once she was on the airplane, she felt nervous a bit. Genie had never been on a airplane before. Then she felt two taps on her shoulder.
"Pst.. hey, Genie! It's us!"
(i got bored so thts why i make this o_o)
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I made mine amazing PSST GENIE YOU'RE IN IT O_O Read it O__o
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There was all the forumers, in their forumer outfits. Genie stared at them all to make sure she wasn't dreaming.
"WHERE IS Dr.WEDONTCAREEEEEEEEEE??" shouted Gothy.
"NOBODY CARES!!" everyone on the plane yelled, including the pilot, who said it and it rang across the plane. Gothy stomped away, arms folded, and pulled off her shoe. Everyone looked alarmed when she threw it at someone's baby's head. The baby started to cry, and each of the forumers held their ears.
"MAKE.. IT.. STOPPP!!" screamed Poppy. Alek took a frying pan and hit the baby in the head.
"ALEK THTS NOT NICE >:O" said Jelly.
"I THINK ITS FUNNY......... " says Fergie.
"Unicorns," muttered Erica.
"I'm confused.." says Genie.
O_________O
"WHERE IS Dr.WEDONTCAREEEEEEEEEE??" shouted Gothy.
"NOBODY CARES!!" everyone on the plane yelled, including the pilot, who said it and it rang across the plane. Gothy stomped away, arms folded, and pulled off her shoe. Everyone looked alarmed when she threw it at someone's baby's head. The baby started to cry, and each of the forumers held their ears.
"MAKE.. IT.. STOPPP!!" screamed Poppy. Alek took a frying pan and hit the baby in the head.
"ALEK THTS NOT NICE >:O" said Jelly.
"I THINK ITS FUNNY......... " says Fergie.
"Unicorns," muttered Erica.
"I'm confused.." says Genie.
O_________O
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I LIKE IT !!!!!!!! Write.More.Women.
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The mother of the child was furious. She took Alek by the shoes and threw him/her out the window (O_____O).
Fishy clung on to his feet so he wouldn't fall, then Poppy clung to HER feet. The line of forumers clinging onto each others feet and legs went on and on until Jelly had clung to Chrissy, and Genie clung to Jelly's feet. Genie wasn't so strong either.
Then the mother cut the middle of the line of forumers, which was Fergie clunging on to Short. She stopped Fergie's grip on Short, and Fergie fell backwards onto the baby, while Short and SM, Chan, Erica, Poppy, Fishy, and Alek fell out the window.
"NO!!" yelled Athena. She beckoned each of the forumers to jump out the window. Some forumers hesitated, then decided they couldnt be parted any longer. They each took turns jumping out the window. With a last glance Madison and Gothy yelled to the mother "BITCH!!" and flung themselves out the airplane window.
A boy was watching. He had a sign called "P0RT3R'S SPY" on his chest......
More?? O_O
Fishy clung on to his feet so he wouldn't fall, then Poppy clung to HER feet. The line of forumers clinging onto each others feet and legs went on and on until Jelly had clung to Chrissy, and Genie clung to Jelly's feet. Genie wasn't so strong either.
Then the mother cut the middle of the line of forumers, which was Fergie clunging on to Short. She stopped Fergie's grip on Short, and Fergie fell backwards onto the baby, while Short and SM, Chan, Erica, Poppy, Fishy, and Alek fell out the window.
"NO!!" yelled Athena. She beckoned each of the forumers to jump out the window. Some forumers hesitated, then decided they couldnt be parted any longer. They each took turns jumping out the window. With a last glance Madison and Gothy yelled to the mother "BITCH!!" and flung themselves out the airplane window.
A boy was watching. He had a sign called "P0RT3R'S SPY" on his chest......
More?? O_O
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More o-o
With me in it
But yes, more. o_o
With me in it
But yes, more. o_o
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Moar o3o This story is like a drug.... O_O A good one.
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XDD I STARTED ROLLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR AND LAUGHING XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA O.O MOAR. I LOVEEE THIS STORY!
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA O.O MOAR. I LOVEEE THIS STORY!
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The forumers fell through the sky, screaming. The people below were bewildered; Why would people be "falling" from the sky?
Alek got to the ground first, and the others who went down with him touched ground. Surprisingly, they didn't die - the ground seemed to be like a trampoline. They jumped back up into the air, then back down. Then the forumers realized they were on a huge trampoline. Soon they all stopped jumping from their fall.
"That.. was... scary.." says Pem, shaking while hugging a BOTDF poster. (o_o..)
"Freaky," agreed Erica, "I swear, that mother has some really awful chemicals in her brain that made her be so insanely crazy.. someone should tear her limbs apart limb from limb and display her intesties in the muesum while her blood's splattered all over the muesum walls -"
"Stop being gross, Erica," says Fergie, shaking her head in disgust.
"Where are we?" Genie shrieks.
"Yeah, where are we?" exclaims Eureka. She had a "I LOVE MARK FOSTER" t-shirt on, and she kept looking down at her shirt as though it would solve the world's problems.
"Let's get off this thing," said Alek, who looked dizzy.
And so the forumers got off the huge trampoline. The spy watched them fall, cackling as he formed a plan to tell his master (o__e).
Alek got to the ground first, and the others who went down with him touched ground. Surprisingly, they didn't die - the ground seemed to be like a trampoline. They jumped back up into the air, then back down. Then the forumers realized they were on a huge trampoline. Soon they all stopped jumping from their fall.
"That.. was... scary.." says Pem, shaking while hugging a BOTDF poster. (o_o..)
"Freaky," agreed Erica, "I swear, that mother has some really awful chemicals in her brain that made her be so insanely crazy.. someone should tear her limbs apart limb from limb and display her intesties in the muesum while her blood's splattered all over the muesum walls -"
"Stop being gross, Erica," says Fergie, shaking her head in disgust.
"Where are we?" Genie shrieks.
"Yeah, where are we?" exclaims Eureka. She had a "I LOVE MARK FOSTER" t-shirt on, and she kept looking down at her shirt as though it would solve the world's problems.
"Let's get off this thing," said Alek, who looked dizzy.
And so the forumers got off the huge trampoline. The spy watched them fall, cackling as he formed a plan to tell his master (o__e).
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ChrissyThePoney wrote:BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA O.O MOAR. I LOVEEE THIS STORY!
ACCEPT MY FRIEEEEND REQUESSSST. O____O
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I want to be in it o_o
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Genie!<3 wrote:The forumers fell through the sky, screaming. The people below were bewildered; Why would people be "falling" from the sky?
Alek got to the ground first, and the others who went down with him touched ground. Surprisingly, they didn't die - the ground seemed to be like a trampoline. They jumped back up into the air, then back down. Then the forumers realized they were on a huge trampoline. Soon they all stopped jumping from their fall.
"That.. was... scary.." says Pem, shaking while hugging a BOTDF poster. (o_o..)
"Freaky," agreed Erica, "I swear, that mother has some really awful chemicals in her brain that made her be so insanely crazy.. someone should tear her limbs apart limb from limb and display her intesties in the muesum while her blood's splattered all over the muesum walls -"
"Stop being gross, Erica," says Fergie, shaking her head in disgust.
"Where are we?" Genie shrieks.
"Yeah, where are we?" exclaims Eureka. She had a "I LOVE MARK FOSTER" t-shirt on, and she kept looking down at her shirt as though it would solve the world's problems.
"Let's get off this thing," said Alek, who looked dizzy.
And so the forumers got off the huge trampoline. The spy watched them fall, cackling as he formed a plan to tell his master (o__e).
I WAS HUGGING A BOTDF POSTER
AND MORE O_O
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Once they got off, they found they had landed in the middle of nowhere.
"SHIT!" curses Chrissy, smacking herself across the face.
"What do we do??" sighs Pem.
"Silence will fall when question is asked," says TheGinger, otherwise Animegirl (I remember her saying that o_o.).
Silence did fall. Everyone stared at Anime for a second.
"So what do we do?" asks Athena, annoyance in her voice.
"Certainly not stay here," mutters Alek. He looks at the trampoline again.
"Why is that there?" he asks, pointing at it.
"Nobody will know.." says Pem in a weird, creepy, spooky voice.
"I agree with Pem," says Blue, "And I honestly don't care."
"So how are we going to get out?" yells Fishy, "We're wasting our time!!"
"We sure are... " says Alek to Fishy, who scowled. Athena and Blue roll their eyes.
"There's.. nothing here," says SM angrily, "Definitely nothing."
"Thanks SM," says Short, "Really helps our mood."
"CAN YOU GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP SO WE CAN WORK TOGETHER AND WORK OUT A FUCKING PLAN??" roared Genie, and to Genie's surprise, so did Chrissy. Genie pulled the replica wand from her pocket. It felt abnormally warm, since Genie's suitcase was so cold.
Everyone stared at them.
"No need to curse, guys," says Watermelon in this voice that made him look in some kind of trance.
"That wand of yours doesn't work, Genie," says Fergie, "It's a replica and magic DOES NOT exist."
"I'm not using it on you," spat Genie, who pulled it out just to have something out. Eurkea was still gazing at her shirt - Pem held the BOTDF poster so tightly to her chest it must have hurt.
"We should camp," says Alek, still looking at Fishy, who backed away immediately.
"Do YOU have camping gear?" shouted Erica, easily pissed, "God, I know what caused this - every damn time Nicki Minaj releases an album something bad happens -"
"Not the time," everyone hissed at her, and she glared at them all.
"Who WAS that woman on the plane anyway?" asked Jelly.
"She and this boy had signs on them," Watermelon says calmly.
"And???" everyone else growled under their breath.
"They said they were bitchchkin's spies..."
"SHIT!" curses Chrissy, smacking herself across the face.
"What do we do??" sighs Pem.
"Silence will fall when question is asked," says TheGinger, otherwise Animegirl (I remember her saying that o_o.).
Silence did fall. Everyone stared at Anime for a second.
"So what do we do?" asks Athena, annoyance in her voice.
"Certainly not stay here," mutters Alek. He looks at the trampoline again.
"Why is that there?" he asks, pointing at it.
"Nobody will know.." says Pem in a weird, creepy, spooky voice.
"I agree with Pem," says Blue, "And I honestly don't care."
"So how are we going to get out?" yells Fishy, "We're wasting our time!!"
"We sure are... " says Alek to Fishy, who scowled. Athena and Blue roll their eyes.
"There's.. nothing here," says SM angrily, "Definitely nothing."
"Thanks SM," says Short, "Really helps our mood."
"CAN YOU GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP SO WE CAN WORK TOGETHER AND WORK OUT A FUCKING PLAN??" roared Genie, and to Genie's surprise, so did Chrissy. Genie pulled the replica wand from her pocket. It felt abnormally warm, since Genie's suitcase was so cold.
Everyone stared at them.
"No need to curse, guys," says Watermelon in this voice that made him look in some kind of trance.
"That wand of yours doesn't work, Genie," says Fergie, "It's a replica and magic DOES NOT exist."
"I'm not using it on you," spat Genie, who pulled it out just to have something out. Eurkea was still gazing at her shirt - Pem held the BOTDF poster so tightly to her chest it must have hurt.
"We should camp," says Alek, still looking at Fishy, who backed away immediately.
"Do YOU have camping gear?" shouted Erica, easily pissed, "God, I know what caused this - every damn time Nicki Minaj releases an album something bad happens -"
"Not the time," everyone hissed at her, and she glared at them all.
"Who WAS that woman on the plane anyway?" asked Jelly.
"She and this boy had signs on them," Watermelon says calmly.
"And???" everyone else growled under their breath.
"They said they were bitchchkin's spies..."
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XDD
I should finish my forum story O_O
EVERYONE READ IT I ADDED NEW CHAPTERS
I should finish my forum story O_O
EVERYONE READ IT I ADDED NEW CHAPTERS
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Everyone gasped.
"Oh my Titanic!!!" says Jelly. "Her spies??"
"Her spies," repeated Watermelon calmly.
"No.. your lying.." says Alek wildly, backing away.
"Holy shit," says Fergie, shaking her head.
"Why is she SPYING on us?" says Short, "Immature brat.."
"I know right!" says Chrissy, now pissed off to.
"I KNEW IT!!!" shouted Erica, "SEE, SEE, I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU, SHES TO BLAME FOR, NICKI MINAJ IS TO BLAME FOR -"
Nobody responded. They were all gazing at Watermelon (he is "THISISSHORT") as though they couldn't believe their eyes. Bitchchkin, spying on the Forumers??
"Oh my Titanic!!!" says Jelly. "Her spies??"
"Her spies," repeated Watermelon calmly.
"No.. your lying.." says Alek wildly, backing away.
"Holy shit," says Fergie, shaking her head.
"Why is she SPYING on us?" says Short, "Immature brat.."
"I know right!" says Chrissy, now pissed off to.
"I KNEW IT!!!" shouted Erica, "SEE, SEE, I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU, SHES TO BLAME FOR, NICKI MINAJ IS TO BLAME FOR -"
Nobody responded. They were all gazing at Watermelon (he is "THISISSHORT") as though they couldn't believe their eyes. Bitchchkin, spying on the Forumers??
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